What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

How do women feel when they are in love?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

HP Dimension with Google Beam Takes Virtual Collaboration to the Next Level at InfoComm 2025 - HP.com

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Non dolor et ea quia.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Let’s Talk About Why Some Folks Are Really Unhappy With The Switch 2’s Screen - Kotaku

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

UFC on ABC 8 live updates: Results, round-by-round coverage of every fight from Baku - MMA Junkie

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

NVIDIA’s new DLSS Transformer model requires 20% lower VRAM usage - VideoCardz.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Kate Middleton Shares a Rare Family Photo After Trooping the Colour - instyle.com

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Padres’ Fernando Tatis Jr. files complaint seeking to void future-earnings deal - San Diego Union-Tribune

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?